internet-slang:

• BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE
• heck
• heckaroo
• frick frop
• nincompoop
• heckle deckle 
• diddly darn 
• pokémon
• zoowe mama

do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma 

 

(via the-shit-song)

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

(via pagge)

• plot twist: all your reeds work

captainmoi:

George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters

(via norenly)

not-pizza:

I just calculated that I’ll have to sell 3 persons body parts on black market to get 3 small islands in Finland with 2 log homes, 2 saunas and 5 boats + I’ll have enough money left to buy over 500 000 chicken nuggets and 30 000 liters of coke.

(via gershwinning)

yourtubes:

*asks ouija board who unfollowed me*

(via profaknity)